It’s that time of year again – Halloween.
It’s fair to say we’re separated into two categories – The Halloween mad and the people who have no idea when it even is and are mystified when small strangers land on their doorstep demanding sweets and chocolate.
Let’s be honest, Halloween is for kids, teenagers and, at a push, students.
Here’s 10 signs you’re too old for Halloween parties.
1. Boring outfits
You arrive as a generic ghost to find everyone else has really gone to town with their Halloween fancy dress.
Even the men are caked head to toe in special effects makeup.
2. Last-minute costume prep
You’re so unprepared that you pop to ASDA… Read the full story