Ready to have your faith in romance, streaming films, and general chilling destroyed for all eternity?
What was once an innocent phrase, and then an innuendo-laden invite to hook up, has now become a cesspit of sex, loneliness, and personal ads.
Nothing will ever be the same, because lonely people are now taking to Craigslist to advertise their Netflix and chilling services.
In fantastic news to us UK-based people, this horrific phenomenon doesn’t seem to have made its way over the pond just yet.
Let’s never go to America again, so we can all be safe from online adverts mentioning Netflix and girth in the same sentence.