You might not believe it now but, some time in December, you’ll find yourself close to tears on a Saturday afternoon, knee deep in festive knits, searching for the last decent Christmas jumper on the high street.
Don’t be that person.
You know you’re going to end up having to wear one at some point in the coming weeks, so just accept it and get in early.
That way, you have the pick of the bunch.
And there’s one for every type of person – from the one who loves Christmas, magic and unicorns, to the one who spends the whole Christmas season in a grumpy, hungover fog.