Bonfire Night is an evening where people throw explosives around and build massive flaming pyres on the village green, then keep people safe from these fire risks by constructing a useless barrier out of rope. It is utter madness.
Here are the things that you have to suffer through on November 5 if you’re basically terrified of everything Bonfire Night has to offer.
Why do so many people keep using sparklers without wearing gloves?!
Didn’t they watch the fireworks safety adverts? You’re supposed to wear gloves!
But not those woolly gloves
They look HORRIBLY flammable. Unless you’ve got leather gloves it’s probably better to go gloveless with the sparklers, right? Or is any glove… Read the full story