There’s a two-wheeled menace terrorizing our already crowded roads – say it with me – ‘the cyclist’.
He, and, yes, it is almost always a he, some balding MAMIL (Middle-aged Man In Lycra) sweating away, holding up traffic, causing accidents and generally being a total liability on the modern highway.
It’s hard to know where to begin when listing all that’s wrong with bikes, cycling and the fact they’re even allowed on a quiet lane let along a busy London road, because there’s so many things, paired with the fact surely anyone with half a brain can see they’re absurd.
But let’s try.
If we set aside, for a moment, the danger they… Read the full story