If you’re so into Christmas you even want your bog to get into the festive spirit, we’ve got just the thing you need.
Christmas bleach.
Incredibly this isn’t some half-arsed idea thought up by the losing team on the latest episode of The Apprentice, but an actual real life product available in a Sainsbury’s and Waitrose near you.
Sainsbury’s offering is a winter spiced thick bleach, whilst Waitrose describe theirs as being mulled spice.
Understandably a lot of people are pretty confused by the whole affair…
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