Starbucks’ red cups are here, signalling the arrival of Christmas.
And the apocalypse, probably, because much to the rage of some very angry angry people, it is UNACCEPTABLE that Starbucks’ Christmas cups aren’t covered in pictures of the baby Jesus.
Because Christmas drinks should be Christmassy. Not subtle ombre, as fitting of a cup of coffee. But covered in festivity to capture the true Christmas spirit. On a cup.
If you feel equally strongly as these angry people, but have a slightly different religious affiliation, you’re going to LOVE these reusable Satanic Starbucks cups.