Everyone, stop saying you’re ‘addicted’ to crisps just because you finished a full can of Pringles the other day. You’re probably not.
This woman, however, is. And she’s tired of people not taking it seriously.
Vera Alberding, crisp addict, has written an article for Munchies documenting her struggles. The struggles of being hopelessly addicted to crunchy snacks.
‘I’ve downplayed it to myself for years,’ she writes, ‘but I think my addiction began the moment I had my first fried sliver of salty goodness.’
(Vera is America-based, so refers to the object of her affections as chips, just to clarify the following extracts)