Being the pale friend is the worst. When everyone else is getting their spray tans on for a night out, you’re left covering your pasty complexion with even pastier makeup, because anything darker will give you that awkward contrasting face-to-neck disaster.
Here’s 16 problems only pale people will understand.
1. Buying foundation to match your skin tone is awkward so you end up with something called Ivory or Porcelain. And even they don’t match your white skin completely.
2. Being asked ‘Can I use your foundation for my Halloween makeup?’ because it turns out your makeup is the perfect way to help somebody look like a ghost.