Look, sex is great. And being sexy is great.
But most of the stereotypically ‘sexy’ things – heels, thigh highs, fancy underwear – really aren’t that wonderful in real life.
Let’s just admit it, and stop pressuring ourselves to enjoy these weird, decidedly unsexy things.
1. Nipples
Anyone getting genuinely titillated over a nip slip needs to sort their life out.
Sure, nips can be great during foreplay or when people do the deliberate nipple outline through a top thing. But context-free nipples reeeally aren’t that exciting. We all have ’em. Calm your tits.
2. Shower sex
Oh, it sounds like such a great idea. Then you’ve got water up your nose and you can’t find a good position… Read the full story