Black Friday pandemonium has been pretty tame so far – and decidedly British in the UK, with plenty of orderly queues for kettles and Kitchenaids.
But we’re sure the madness will come. The crowds will grow. People will find themselves hypnotised by the sight of massive flat screen TVs, and punch their own grandma to get to the bargains.
For some, it’s already become too much. They can’t handle the aggressive marketing, the huge sale banners, and the queues of people at 8am.
They’ve taken to Twitter to vent their despair. Because we’re British. We’re not running people over with trolleys this year. We’re just going to grumble about everything.