We know Christmas is for the kids, and the only reason most of us even bother putting up a Christmas tree is so people under 10 can enjoy all the Christmassy feelings.
But let’s be real. Once we’ve painstakingly arranged the tinsel, untangled the lights, and perfectly arranged the baubles, we secretly want all children and clumsy people to stay far, far away.
We want that tree to stay pristine and beautiful. It’s our new child.
Sadly, keeping kids and animals away from shiny sparkly things is a little trickier than telling them to keep their hands and paws to themselves. So one man has… Read the full story