As the holiday season is nearly here it’s time to dust off your flip flops, squeeze into your speedos and jet off to the sun.
And while the backdrop to the pantomime might change, be it Spain, Greece or Bulgaria, you can bet the same things will go down.
Here’s 19 things that always happen on an all inclusive holiday.
1. The music blaring by the pool is circa 1993.
2. There’s at least one older woman parading in a string bikini making sure everyone gets an eyeful of her new boobs.
3. But she’ll be competing with the Russian princess who’s had far too many tanning injections and is wearing a trilby hat and cowboy boots.
4. The people who spend all day every… Read the full story