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15 festive chat up lines that are so bad they’re good

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The chat up lines are working… (Picture: Getty)

It’s time for the office Christmas party and let’s face it – you are going to get drunk and embarrass yourself by trying to chat someone up.

So why not do it with style?

These Christmas themed chat up lines *might* be so bad that they’re good…

1. ‘Hey baby, wanna scrooge?’

2. ‘You can’t spell love without no-el’

Feeling the pun love on that one.

3. ‘Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just struggling with excite-mint?’

The pun game is strong.

4. ‘I wouldn’t mind finding you under my Christmas tree?’

5. ‘These aren’t sugar plums dancing around my head. Just thoughts of you.’

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