Christmas is all about children’s laughter, their sense of wonder and Father Christmas, right? Wrong.
All the best things about the festive season carry a big fat parental warning sticker on them, or they should.
Mariah and Kylie stripping off under the tinsel, Dad’s vat of mulled thing and stolen kisses under a bunch of leaves.
Don’t even get us started on what happens in panto.
Children don’t enjoy a banging party, they hate the taste of champagne and they run away from booze-soaked figgy pud.
Kids suck at Christmas, and that’s a fact.
Here are nine reasons why:
1. The booze
Starting with the basics, for the full-grown, what’s… Read the full story