When it comes to times of the year that basic bitches excel in, nothing beats the glitter, sparkle and ‘2 for 1’ offers of Christmas time.
With a chance to crack open the Baileys, double up on lashes and wear sequins to work on a Monday – what’s not to love about the season of goodwill.
Think you’re having fun leading up to the big day? Watch and learn – 23 things every basic bitch knows about Christmas.
1. Personalised Christmas cards
Soft filter, matching Christmas jumpers and sent out in mid-November.
Thank God for Moonpig.
2. Themes
From purple feathers to Disney princess – every year is different.
And Christmas Day outfit… Read the full story