1. Christmas dinner is designed to torture us
The usual procedure on Christmas Day is to stuff as much food into your face as is physically possible, then a bit more, a bit more, wait three or four minutes and then repeat the procedure with Quality Street, Christmas cake, mince pies and turkey sandwiches. An IBS digestive system can’t cope on a normal Tuesday afternoon – this is intestinal Armageddon.
2. You calculate person-to-toilet ratios
If you’re staying with mum and dad and Uncle Fred and two toilets then you might be OK as that’s half a… Read the full story