Chrimbo Limbo. Leftover turkey week. The festive perineum. Whatever you call it, the week between Christmas and New Year is a no man’s land of confusion and horror.
We genuinely don’t know how we will survive.
As we sit in a pile of roast potatoes, leftover wrapping paper, and a sad Christmas tree no one will take down until February, we feel a bit like crying.
But instead we battle on, wondering aloud what day it is and lamenting the fact that Christmas is a year away. These are our struggles.