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47 stages of a New Year’s Day hangover

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Poisoned

How’s the head?

You went out and celebrated the start of another year last night. You did things you regret. You did things you don’t even remember yet.

But you will. Oh, you will.

It’s the first day of 2016 and you’re in one heck of a sorry state.

1. You wake up approximately four hours 45 minutes after you passed out on top of your bed fully clothed, with the light on. 

2. Are you sick, are you hungry. Did you eat ALL the salt?

3. You debate texting your housemate and asking them to bring you a jug (nay, three jugs) of water. 

Thirsty

4. You try lying really really still to see if the little workmen in your head stop banging.

5. Suddenly, it hits you. You tried to steal the Christmas tree from the club last night and were forcibly removed from the DJ box. 

6. How have you got glitter on… Read the full story


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