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Woman live-tweets her neighbour’s obnoxiously loud sex

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‘HOW MANY ORGASMS MUST ONE WOMAN HAVE???’ (Picture: Getty)

Look, having loud sex is grand, and it’s wonderful to feel so relaxed, comfortable, and hugely turned on that you’re yelling to the high heavens.

But dear lord, you need to try to be as respectful as possible. Consider how thin your walls are. Maybe question having an enthusiastic sex session when people are trying to sleep. If your moans of lust sound a bit like you’re being murdered, you may want to consider soundproofing.

One woman who clearly does not abide by these rules of neighbour-pleasing sex-having is the neighbour of Stacey Ritzen, a writer and editor for UPROXXX.

While Stacey was in her apartment, she started… Read the full story


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