Everyone loves a little bit of romance. Especially if said romance is initiated by your boyfriend, who is making heartfelt plans to give you the best date ever.
Except in actual fact, this guy isn’t. He is thinking more about himself this Valentine’s Day than what his girlfriend would like.
Because while he has offered her a nice walk and a movie followed by star gazing, it is all just a ploy to get her to see Deadpool with him.
Cunning.
He has posted the beginning of his plan to Reddit, under the username CapnShakey, with the caption: ‘I hope she doesn’t burn my face off.’