You used to have a clean house, clean clothes and clean hair.
Then you had children.
Your standards gradually slipped lower and lower and before you know it you are eating the remains of a rice cake off the floor to avoid having to walk to the bin. Not because you are lazy; but because some days, you are just too tired to care.
Here are a few dirty secrets that only a tired parent will understand:
1. When I am vacuuming, I will stamp on an old biscuit to make it fit up the hoover pipe instead of picking it up.
2. I have thrown away dirty saucepans because I can’t face scrubbing them.
3. I have told my kids… Read the full story