Do androids dream of electric sheep? Do humans dream of s***loads of cheese? These are the pertinent questions in life.
Modern British society has witnessed a decline in religion, trust in government and tolerance to racist stuff.
So what’s left that’s holding our nation together? CHEESE, that’s what. (Unless you’re lactose intolerant. Sorry guys, our thoughts and prayers are truly with you.)
Think you know your Cheddar from your Camembert, your Ricotta from your Roquefort? Think again, my friend.
And we apologise in advance if this completely obliterates your Veganuary plans.