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How to have sex on a plane (and not get caught)

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Want to join the mile high club?

Obviously we totally advise against it. Sex on a plane is (technically) illegal.

But *if* you were going to slip into the toilet for a sneaky session this is how you should do it (theoretically speaking, of course).

First, have a HUGE row with your girlfriend, wife, partner, lover, friend with benefits. Whatevs.

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Make sure the whole of the aircraft hears how much you really really hate them.

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Be considerate. Take the row to a quieter place… say, for example, the toilet. Together.

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Lock the door. BAM.

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Make sure you scream and shout really loudly. You need to ensure the plane knows you are having the wildest of rows.

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Oh yes. 

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