It would be magical if there was a pick up line out there that was guaranteed to get you a date with the people you fancied.
Which is what we imagine this guy was thinking when he asked Redditors for their best pick up lines.
This thread produced gems like ‘Do you have a raisin? No? How about a date?’
And ‘Girl I put the STD in stud, all I need is u.’
As one person commented, the answers wouldn’t have been much different if they’d asked for the worst pick up lines ever.
By the time someone wrote ‘I’m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight’ it was time to leave the Reddit thread, except for one saviour.
psycho_alpaca (great username btw) didn’t just point out how crap the lines were, he wrote out what would actually happen if you tried to use them in real… Read the full story