Over the last few days, men have been kindly telling women what they can’t do, presumably to save us from the embarrassment of trying to do them, and then inevitably failing. How generous of them.
In case women are now left mystified as to what they can safely do these days, here’s a handy guide that you can refer to next time you’re asked to watch a movie or do some science.
Women can’t…
Understand Goodfellas
According to Kyle Smith, Goodfellas is about male bonding, which must prove his theory right, because I thought it was about gangsters and the corrupting drive for power. Women clearly don’t understand Goodfellas. Thanks Kyle!
Work in a lab
Sir Tim Hunt kindly informs us… Read the full story