You have adopted the ideology that why bother going out to shimmy, when you can stay at home and eat cheese instead?
Clubbing used to be your thing many moons ago. But as time has gone by you’ve slowly come to realise that it has lost its appeal. You aren’t sure exactly when it happened, but it may have been during a Sambuca-fuelled night of regret.
Basically you’re totally over clubbing, and you can’t even remember why you enjoyed it in the first place.
1. Hangovers aren’t your thing
You’re all too painfully aware that clubbing and a resulting hangover go together like fish and chips.
Quite frankly you can no longer be bothered spending ever Sunday trying to scavenge what little is left of your dignity.
2. But Netflix is
You laugh at the days when you used to spend several hours dancing and drinking away, only to wake up the next morning and hardly remember anything.
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