There are no words.
But we’ll try.
A picture of these cowboy boot sandals was shared by Redditor Dre2k four days ago and they’ve horrified/fascinated the entire internet.
Dre2K writes: ‘You know it’s hot in Texas when….’
When people completely lose their minds and all sense of self respect perhaps?
Comments below the post include: ‘I read this in the voice of a sassy gay man. You are FIERCE,’ and ‘I live in Fort Worth and I’d wear them as a “funny haha” kinda thing every once in awhile. I also spend a lot of time in dance halls.’
One person offered this next level styling tip: ‘They would also go great with socks’. Define great.