Sure, you’d love to take your dog to Glastonbury. Think of all the cutesy Instagram opportunities. Think of how easily you’d part the crowds through the art of distraction and tummy rub temptation.
But as we all know, the most important part of every festival is not the music. It’s not the fun. And it’s definitely not friendship.
It’s fashion, obvs.
That perfect pair of denim cutoffs. That artful kimono style jacket. That casual-but-actually-took-forty-minutes face paint.
You simply CANNOT risk letting your dog’s rubbish sense of style hold you back.