When you were little, dad was a superhero – and when you were a teenager, he was the most embarrassing person on earth.
Now? He’s you – or rather, you’re him. Here are 21 signs that you’re turning into your dad.
1. Hair has stopped growing there and started there
If male pattern baldness is in your genes, it’s doing to your scalp what loggers do to Amazonian rain forests.
Meanwhile somebody appears to have replaced your eyebrows with steel cables and there are horrific things growing in your ears and nose.
2. You have catchphrases
Terrible, terrible catchphrases.
3. Young people look stupid
Skirts are too short, trousers too low, t-shirts too tight. Do their parents know they’re out like that?
4. You don’t listen… Read the full story