Man’s best friend doesn’t automatically make man’s best housemate.
But millions of us still share our homes with a pooch – here are 15 signs you’ll probably recognise if you too have a furry friend…
1. The dog is better than a pedal bin.
Shame to see food go to waste.
Sometimes we might even buy extra mince and sausages for them.
2. We use baby talk behind closed doors
Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy? Is it you? Are you a good boy? You’re such a good boy!
3. We don’t just send birthday cards to the dog
We send them FROM the dog too.
And buy them Christmas presents.