‘Ah, it’ll be lovely having two little ones close in age. They’ll be best friends,’ they told me when I was pregnant for the second time.
Really? Because from where I am sitting they are mainly whacking each other over the head with sippy cups.
Here are some of my two and three-year-old’s favourite arguments:
1.‘I AM THE BIGGEST.’
Clearly the eldest is bigger than the youngest. They MUST know this. Yet, every day the Who Is Biggest debate rears it ugly head.
Screams of ‘I AM THE BIGGEST’ can last an entire day.
I try diplomacy. ‘Come on girls, you are both the biggest.’
‘I’M THE BIGGEST.’
I try honesty. ‘You are only two so you are not the biggest. But when you are… Read the full story