Being an overweight man is a fun-filled extravaganza of joy and happiness.
Oh wait, no, it’s not.
It’s quite often awful beyond measure and here are 24 reasons why.
1. Having to ask for the seatbelt extender
Interrupting the pre-flight safety demonstration when you realise that the normal belt will mean you never regain feeling in your legs.
Then a bright orange special extender belt is brought out so the entire plane can see your predicament.
2. Getting stuck in things
Doorways, theme park rides, friends’ jackets, the soft play area of a Wacky Warehouse.
3. People stare at your food in the supermarket trolley
It’s not a trolley, it’s a see-through wire cart of judgement.