‘So looking forward to summer’ everyone screams like a complete lunatic.
Well I hate this time of year, for good reason.
Here’s 20 reasons summer and the British don’t mix.
1. We constantly have people from other countries telling us we’re wimps because it’s not that hot.
2. But it seems all other countries have lovely air conditioned places to literally chill in while for us, inside is just as hot. Sometimes even hotter.
3. And fans are about as useless as alcohol free vodka.
4. All this English rose crap. Have you seen roses in the heat? They wilt and die.
5. Pale skin that burns the… Read the full story