It’s never easy knowing how to start a conversation on Tinder.
Open with ‘Hi, how are you?’ and you’re dooming yourself to a flirt-free back and forth with all the excitement of an episode of The Canal Trip.
Go too far the other way and you’ll be inundated with unrequested dick pics and filth that will make you want to forget dating altogether and fill the hole in your heart with cats instead.
So what to do? Well the obvious answer is use pre-written, solid gold chat up lines by the king of dating himself, Mr Craig David.
His results speak for themselves – meet on Monday, drink on Tuesday – you know the rest.
Here’s what happened when I used Craig David lyrics as chat up lines on Tinder.
1. Mr Unimpressed
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