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This little girl only wants four things for Christmas; but one of them is a...
She wants just four things this Christmas (Picture: Myles Goode) Christmas is hard enough now that kids want iPads and tablets under the tree, instead of the Bratz doll or Groovy Chick merchandise we...
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Driving teacher accidentally texts his student ‘Can’t wait for us to be naked...
Nothing more awkward than an accidental sext (Picture: Getty/twitter.com/oliviawardd) It’s always awkward when you text the wrong person. Even more so when that person is actually a student of yours...
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6 reasons why your porn habit might actually be good for you
(Picture: Metro/ Steven Legere) Porn has got a bit a bad rep over the years. From accusations that it’s rewiring people’s brains and perceptions on sex, to causing erectile dysfunction. Then there was...
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Man makes his own John Cena birthday card for best pal; recording included
He got creative with John Cena (Picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiAb7K0T2zM) It’s a well known fact that John Cena has been trolling the internet for a while now. Literally. People have gone...
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11 reasons why Cookie Lyon is an inspiration
All hail Cookie Lyons aka Queen C. Unless you’ve been living in the jungle without electricity, and a Wi-Fi signal, you have no excuse to not know all about Cookie Lyons played by Taraji P. Henderson....
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11 clever ways to make your money go further this Christmas
Are you excited for Christmas? No? Well, you should be, even if you’re worried that you won’t be able to get the kids everything they asked for. It can be tough to stretch your money out over the...
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Should you go out tonight or stay in? Take our quiz to find out
(Picture: Getty Images) It’s nearly winter – so you can take a lot of persuading to go out at night. Let’s face it – with cold and wet weather, dark nights and the penny-pinching that comes with the...
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So this is how you clean a baby panda
We want this woman’s job (Picture: Shanghaiist/Facebook) Is there anything better in life than baby pandas? One day we fully intend to jack in our job and move to China to re-train as a panda nanny....
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20 ways to celebrate Thanksgiving in London
The Diner is dishing up Turkey Frito Pie, Poutine and Thanksgiving S’mores (Picture: Paul Winch-Furness) Just because you aren’t based in the US it doesn’t mean you can’t celebrate Thanksgiving. The US...
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25 struggles you only understand if you work in retail at Christmas
(Picture: Getty/Alamy/Metro) Working in retail at Christmas definitely has its good points – the atmosphere is festive, you know you are providing gifts that will bring smiles to many faces and the...
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Woman left totally unrecognisable after extreme allergic reaction to hair dye
This is the same woman. Honest (Picture: thechosenginger/Imgur) If you have a tendency to roll your eyes when your hairdresser insists on a 48-hour patch test before colouring your hair, then this is...
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This real life Star Wars cantina has bantha milk and a dead Greedo
Sit where Han Solo sat. Kind of. (Picture: Facebook/For the Love of the Force) Yep, time to get excited. Star Wars: the Force Awakens is less than a month away, and we can happily fill the next few...
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These temporary tattoos work as a health monitor and bank card
The tech tat monitors vital signs and general health (Picture: Vimeo/Chaotic Moon) The future is now. The future is temporary tattoos. Austin based software design company Chaotic Moon has just...
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People are sharing the very last message they got from loved ones and it’s...
People have been sharing the last messages they exchanged with loved ones (Picture: Getty) There’s something quite brutal about reading the final furious text exchanges between a couple who have long...
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Richard Herring: My joy is spoiled by a wee dilemma
(Illustration: The Boy Fitz Hammond) My latest tour show, Happy Now? (coming to a town near you in the spring of 2016 – tickets make the perfect Christmas gift for your family, friends, pets and...
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This woman is making sourdough bread out of her vaginal yeast
Not the actual bread in question (Picture: Flickr/ Chris Lott) Don’t all thrush at once. Thrush, it’s a right pain in the, well, vagina, but one blogger is trying to make something good out of a rather...
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People are using Airbnb as a hookup app
It’s basically Tinder for holiday hookups. (Picture: Getty/METRO) People are sex-driven animals, and nothing is sacred. Not even cheap accommodation. Business Insider just reported on a trend of people...
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Get in the mood for teledildonics: The app that logs your orgasms and turns...
Did you have an orgasm today? Well, did you? I’m not being brash, this is the question your smartphone could be asking as part of your routine health monitoring. Given that our phones can tell us how...
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This new Kickstarter project lets you surf at your desk
For anyone who fancies trying a standing desk, but feels a bit put off by aching knees and restless legs. A new Kickstarter project, the Wurf Board, is helping to make standing desks a bit better for...
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Today in deeply disturbing alcohol trends: Gravy and bourbon shots
Gravy and bourbon, dusted with sugar and rosemary. (Picture: Twitter/Edmund’s Oast) Well. This is what we’ve come to. In this thing we call life, where people serve alcohol in shoes and pies live...
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