Summer is here and unlike the majority of people in Britain who are stocking up on the Pimms and burgers, you have wedding season to deal with.
Here’s 10 signs Asian wedding season is truly upon us.
1. Southall/Wembley/Leicester/Green Street has been your new home for the past two months and will continue to be so for the next two.
2. You will bump into three aunties at Southall/Wembley/Leicester/Green Street and your mum will stop to have a chat with them by the Magic Corn stand for about an hour.
3. You will get totally used to middle aged Asian men commenting on your breasts and comparing them to your sister’s bust size. Cheers, but can you not?!
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4. Random distant relatives, who you’re made to call ‘auntie’ will call your house to find out which of their son’s seven wedding events you will be attending. You don’t even know… Read the full story