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19 reasons food is better than a relationship

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Man v Food (Picture: Getty)

Eating has been a habit since birth – and they always say that you never forget your first love.

Food is just so much more simple than 90% of things in the world. Love, stress and drama- no thanks babes – give me a burger or a pot noodle any day.

There are many reasons food is number one in my eyes…

1. If you fall asleep with food in bed it doesn’t steal the covers.

2. Food doesn’t snore

3. Food doesn’t judge you when you are slobbing around in your pants watching yet another Netflix episode. In fact it wants to join in.

4. Food is amazing at being consistent. You know exactly what you are going to get, and are never disappointed.

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