OH DEAR GOD, NO.
If you thought Etsy was all twee knitted doilies and Blitz-spirit bunting, you’d be wrong.
Etsy has a dark side. A nightmare-inducing childhood-ruining dark side, of utterly terrifying not-at-all cuddly toys.
Why would anyone want to own a bloodied post-apocolyptic Super Mario plush, we don’t know. But as these creatures prove, there’s obviously a market for them.
If you don’t like clowns or post-autopsy teddies, don’t proceed. Seriously.
For the rest of you, here are the 17 most terrifying ‘toys’ currently available on Etsy.
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