The Sassy Stash. Where do we even begin?
A Sassy Stash is a lace garter with inbuilt pockets, and supposedly the fun, sexy, alternative to a handbag.
Yuuuuurrrrrr.
According to the official website, the Sassy Stash began life when a group of friends had to check their bags in the cloakroom on a night out.
Bad times, but still, no reason to inflict this ridiculousness on the rest of us.
Firebox, Sassy Stash’s UK stockist, explain: ‘Thanks to Sassy Stash your phenomenal twerking need no longer be hindered by clumpy handbags.’
The promotional video shows a rather pouty laydee stashing everything from her credit cards… Read the full story