It’s one thing to be sober at a house party. It’s quite another to be sober at your own house party. Not a great experience.
Here are the things you realise when you’re the only sober person at your house party.
1. Oh God, the sofas
Those sofa covers are going to need a thorough wash once all this is over.
2. Should that drunk person be slicing limes for their drink?
That knife is very large and very sharp. This will probably end badly. You’d better step in.
3. Where’s that smoke coming from?
Someone has broken the ‘no smoking inside’ rule. Time to hunt them down and enact… Read the full story