‘Be grateful for what you have, that’s what they say. But can you experience true happiness when your poo smells of sh*t?’
So goes the irresistibly prosaic sales pitch for the First World Problem Store and its range of first world problem pills.
Do you sometimes wish you could grow some balls at work? Do you suffer from under-performing Wi-Fi? Don’t worry. Because they have a pill for that. Kind of.
The first world problem ‘pills’, which cost €4.95 (£3.60) for a quick fix 20g bag and promise to give you the ability to see unicorns, to make your farts flowery, and give you power over your partner in arguments, are, in fact, peppermint placebos.