May the Force be in you.*
Like Star Wars? Like having sex with things other than another human being? Then do we have a project for you this weekend.
Don’t ask how we found it, but we’ve unearthed some long lost instructions on how to make your very own lightsaber dildo (or as the creator calls it, presumably because he has a deep respect for copyright laws, laser sword dildo).
‘How the frick do I make this?’ we hear you cry. Well…