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You can make your very own Star Wars lightsaber dildo. This is how.
Wow. Just wow. (Picture: Homemade Sex Toys) May the Force be in you.* Like Star Wars? Like having sex with things other than another human being? Then do we have a project for you this weekend. Don’t...
View ArticleDoritos Rainbows are multicoloured crisps raising money for LGBT rights
Taste the rainbow (Picture: Doritos) RAINBOW COLOURED DORITOS EXIST! We can’t be the only ones losing our minds of this, can we? We’ve all grown up in a world with multi-coloured sweets, TV and even...
View ArticleSo Kate Middleton’s gone and got a fringe. Like me, she’s probably already...
Fringe whinge (Picture: Getty) Well Kate Middleton’s really gone and done it this time. She’s really messed up. She’s only gone and got a sodding fringe, hasn’t she. Getting a fringe always seems like...
View ArticleThis happened to the Duchess of Cambridge’s fringe today and women everywhere...
Kate and her wayward fringe visited the Anna Freud Centre in North London today (Picture: Samir Hussein/WireImage) The Duchess of Cambridge and her fringe were out and about today visiting a new centre...
View ArticleYou can now have your tattoos removed from your dead body to last forever
You can now bequeath your love mum tattoo to your mum (Picture: NAPSA) Your tattoo doesn’t just last for life – it lasts forever. Or at least it can do now, thanks to the new service offered by the...
View ArticleArtist understandably p*ssed off after studio sells her paint-splattered...
Could this paint splattered carpet be art too? (Picture: METRO/Alamy/Getty) Clearly anything goes as art these days, because people have been buying an artist’s paint-splattered carpets thinking they...
View Article21 most annoying things you can do on your train commute, ranked
(Illustration by Liberty Antonia Sadler for Metro.co.uk) Do you hate humanity? Or perhaps you just want to piss the world off? Then why not do one of these during your daily commute? When it seems like...
View Article12 cheeseburgers worth eating on National Cheeseburger Day
Apparently cheeseburgers have their own day now, and it’s today. It’s cute that whoever comes up with these days thinks we need an excuse to eat cheeseburgers, but never mind. Here’s our pick of...
View ArticleThe most beautiful words from around the world
A world full of beautiful words (Picture: METRO/mylo/Getty) Shakespeare was a pretty wise guy, but we’re not convinced he was right when he wrote that ‘a rose by any other name would smell as sweet’....
View ArticleGuy breaks up with his best friend in totally cray Facebook post
Well, it’s certainly eye catching (Picture: Facebook/ Asif Rana Raza) Nothing lasts forever. Not even BFFs. When 22-year-old Asif Raza Rana felt that he’d come to the end of the road with his best...
View ArticleThis deep fried Cadbury Double Decker is the most British take on American...
Eat this America (Picture: Media Wales) Dear America, You can keep your deep fried Oreos and peanut butter bacon bites, because Parc Lane Fish and Chips on Queen Street, Cardiff, are now selling deep...
View ArticleThe stigma around anorexia needs to stop and here’s why
Maya Pillay has fought through anorexia (Picture: Cambridge School of Visual and Performing Arts) Anorexia nervosa has the highest mortality rate of any psychiatric disorder. One in every 100 with...
View ArticleThese postcards of animals being cruel will make your enemies cry (or laugh)
Devastating. (Picture: Phung Nguyen Quang) What’s the best way to get even if someone has MAJORLY pissed you off? Send them a watercolour postcard with a cute animal on of course. But this time, these...
View ArticleYoung mum fights cancer with fashion by sharing her fierce chemo outfits on...
Lisa put her best fashion foot forward (Picture: Instagram/ Lisa Rossiter) Not your average OOTD. When 34-year-old mother-of-one Lisa Rossiter was diagnosed with cancer, she decided to put up a fight,...
View Article14 signs you’ve lived in London too long
Have you had enough? (Picture: Dan Kitwood/Getty Images) Maybe you came here for uni. Maybe you moved here to pursue your dreams. Maybe you were born here. However you got to London, you’re in it for...
View ArticleDudes, you can now buy Bounty bar spread
Tropical toast topping (Picture: Mars) We’re calling it; this is a game changer. Do you ever get sad that toast is simply not tropical enough? Are you so OVER chocolate spread, that you can’t remember...
View ArticleMeet the designer taking fashion’s obsession with food to the next level
Mmm handbag (Picture: Rommy de Bommy) Lately the fashion world’s become food obsessed. We’ve had McDonald’s from Moschino, a Chanel show in a supermarket and handbags as milk cartons and fried eggs...
View ArticleThis is the most important thing for women when it comes to good sex
Carrie Bradshaw knows good sex (Picture: HBO) Ah, good sex. We all want it, but getting it is another matter entirely and, unlike Carrie Bradshaw, most of us are afraid to ask for what we need. It...
View ArticleMcDonald’s launch the Grand Big Mac Bacon and we are underwhelmed
Whoever said size doesn’t matter, clearly wasn’t into McDonald’s. (Picture: McDonald’s) Some bright spark at the fast food chain has only just claimed to have done the unthinkable – improved on the...
View ArticlePhotographer shows what’s going on outside the Instagram square and it’s all...
(Picture: Chompoo Baritone) We all know your perfectly framed Instagram photo is a complete and utter lie. Instagram’s mini square world may have beautiful blue skies, manicured breakfasts and artfully...
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