Well Kate Middleton’s really gone and done it this time. She’s really messed up. She’s only gone and got a sodding fringe, hasn’t she.
Getting a fringe always seems like a good idea at the time. It’ll look cute. It’ll frame your face nicely. It’ll mean you’ll basically be able to give zero f*cks about the rest of your hair, because as everyone knows, as long as your bangs are banging you don’t have to worry about the rest.
But that’s the problem. Because in reality, in the big bad world, where it rains, and you sweat, and you can’t be arsed to wash your hair every goddam day, keeping a fringe looking salon-fresh is basically impossible.