Not to get too excited but FYI the three best things in life have just been united.
That’s right, chocolate, wine and sex have been combined to produce the world’s first chocolate vibrator.
And, no, you won’t get stained sheets.
That’s because this is a high-end scented sex toy.
The Lily 2 by Lelo comes in three aromas – lavender and Manuka honey, rose and wisteria and, of course, Bordeaux and chocolate.
The toys are infused with scents picked for their aphrodisiac properties.
Lavender increases blood flow to both your bits, while everyone knows the role vino and choc plays in the bedroom.
But, naturally, a chocolate vibrator doesn’t come cheap – it’s £99.
Still – no calories.
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