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Whisky ‘that tastes like porn stars’ is the premium spirit nobody asked for

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Porn star whisky, much? (Picture: Whisky By X)

Love you some premium whisky? This ‘body blended’, ‘diamond and gold filtered’ might just be for you. Oh, ps: it has a hint of porn star.

Whisky By X comes in two 12-year-old blends, Tori Black or Joy Van Velsen (FYI both ladies are big players in the porn industry), and costs £85 ($130) a pop.

Finally, a distilled beverage that will allow us to, ‘experience the perfect combination of premium quality whisky and the most coveted women’.

MORE: Whiskey vagina: The reason why you’re not getting wet, ladies

Sorry what?

But wait, there’s more. According to the brand: ‘Not only will the quality of our whisky make your heart beat faster, the thought of the same whisky touching the body… Read the full story


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