Everyone. Stop sewing on butt padding to your Kim Kardashian costume.
Halloween has been won, because yes, Halloween is a fierce competition to the death. And the competition has been won by a cat. We do not know this cat’s name, but will give him a title he deserves: Pirate Cat.
Pirate Cat knows that the cardinal rule of Halloween is to commit to your costume.
That he does, with a look that should instil terror into the heart of whichever human dared to dress him up in a cutesy outfit.
Sure, he’s missing an eye-patch, but we’re just impressed anyone managed to get a tiny… Read the full story