Some people seem to go through life, blissfully coldless and in brilliant health.
Whilst others of us seem to get every goddamn sniffle going round.
If you’re one of the latter, this is for you…
1. If there’s a cold going round the office/ your kids school you WILL get it.
Like literally EVERY one.
2. People seem to think it’s really helpful to constantly remind you that you’re always ill.
Oh really? I hadn’t noticed. Thanks so much (you wanker).
3. You can usually pinpoint the exact moment you caught it.
That guy who sneezed on the train without covering his nose? If you EVER see him again, he’ll know about it.
4. You know you should really eat more fruit and veg.
But you don’t care what Deliciously Ella says. Apples and bananas are clearly not as tasty as cake and chips.
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