Everyone send your sympathy to one poor guy who’s faced real struggles in his life.
Once upon a time, a man named William Lloyd went down on a girl. He was incredibly gifted, and thus she came all over his face.
He was so traumatised, he never went down on a woman again. The poor thing.
He’s written about the horror in an article for the Tab, titled ‘Why I Don’t Go Down on Girls’, in which he describes ‘a hot, sticky, wet jet of piss’ which left his eyes ‘dry and itchy’.*
*We don’t think it was piss, mate.
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